I am only going to say this once so you had better listen carefully, Amycus. I am not your mother nor your day planner. If you want something done, then go out and do it or sit your arse down in that chair and think until you’ve come up with a more proactive way to alleviate your boredom than whinging about it like a child, because the next time you come to me because you’re bored and don’t know what to do, I’ll rip your tongue out, attach it a jack-hammer, and staple it to Jennifer Scabior’s clit. 

Now, tell me what you want to do.